talk to god

Go here if you want to talk to god. Transcribed below is a conversation I had a few minutes ago:

Me:
Assalamualaikum
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
There once was a guy with oversized ears
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
He was browsing at Courts Mammoth for a set of headphones that could fit his ears
God:
When was he?
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There’s no need to apologize.
Me:
So what now?
God:
Right now? Maybe it doesn’t make any difference.
Me:
This is getting to be boring
God:
You don’t say.
Me:
Can i go now?
God:
Right now? Of course.
Me:
You won’t be angry?
God:
What makes you think that I won’t be angry.
Me:
So you WILL be angry then?
God:
Interesting deduction. I don’t think so.
Me:
One last thing
God:
One what?
Me:
Can i ask you one last question?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. I see where you are coming from.
Me:
How come people always fight over you?
God:
Why does the sun rise?

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12 responses to “talk to god

  1. Lucius Maximus

    stupid dumb-ass AI!

  2. LOL. It’s great fun though.

  3. p

    kalau god nak bercakap dengan aku,
    aku x nak chatting. Aku ajak dia pergi pub kena beer semug dua..
    pastu borak dengan dia pasal filem, musik, life…
    roll sejoint dua..
    rasa-rasa dia nak tak??

    btw, ko dah tengok BREAKFAST ON PLUTO x?
    brilliant movie!!!baru beli semalam dgan cerita OLD SCHOOL(will ferrell)kelakar nak mamposs!!

  4. LOL, god mana nak cakap ngan ko, ko tu sesat.

    Both movies belum tengok. Cakap banyak tak guna, bawak gi umah sekali dengan sejoint dua cukup.

  5. Ame

    Me:
    i have a problem
    God:
    Let’s think of a name for your problem, like “purple”. Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
    Me:
    mad
    God:
    Where are you located?
    Me:
    here
    God:
    Where is here?
    Me:
    around
    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in around.
    Me:
    i want to talk about my problem
    God:
    Sure, your problem sounds like a good topic.
    Me:
    ya better! someone broke my car window and i want to know who is the fella
    God:
    Hey. I am improving all the time. Who?
    Me:
    that fella la
    God:
    ” Who?” fella la ? Does that make sense?
    Me:
    of course it does..i want to know the fellow who broke my car window
    God:
    So? Yes I understand it perfectly.
    Me:
    so
    God:
    Yippee!

    sapa yippee nie..persoalan bernilai sejuta nie!!!!!

  6. OMG… Yippee stole my crocs too. That means we have to go Gucci flip-flop shopping soon. I’m green in envy over your Vassini/Mydin one. Mwah.

  7. Ame

    It’s pink so doncha look down on it tau!!!!!

  8. Ryna :)

    aisehh.. sorry to hear abt the car.
    nmpk sngt Yippie itu sangapkan sesuatu!

  9. p

    i wish god sama macam morgan freeman dalam filem evan almighty..
    cool..

    DO THE DANCE!!!

  10. azrul procrastinates

    haha, glad I found this somehow!
    this God thing is fun!

    Me:
    Make me believe.
    God:
    What are the ingredients?
    Me:
    Why are you asking me? Aren’t you supposed to be God?
    God:
    My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible. Are you doubting me? Don’t you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
    Me:
    I thought God knows everything.
    God:
    Whatever gave you that idea?
    Me:
    You are God after all.
    God:
    You think I am God after all.
    Me:
    Err.. you were just repeating after me.
    God:
    Um. I was?
    Me:
    Are you trying to be funny?
    God:
    Yes I am. Sorry if you don’t appreciate my sense of humor.
    Me:
    I totally forgot my question.

  11. Sang Kelembai

    Sheriff, bile nak datang KL???

    Apasal template yang ari tu cam bermasalah je?? Cannot load completely la… Atau aku yang buta IT??

    Yang ni beh sikit. Cool dan mesra alam…

  12. Alo chiep… will be in KL probably end of the month. Will give you a hoot then.

    Yup, template sebelum ni memang hampeh. Aku pakai aritu pun sebab koya Faking Orgasm, ie. black background, red highlights. Heh.

    azrul procrastinates… LOL, not bad eh?

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