I’m not afraid of the internet.

I just spent the last half hour trying to hate-blog someone. Either my younger brother’s crazed ex-girlfriend or some asshole she’s dating now. Couldn’t do it. It was too much. Trying to waste a good vibe by focussing so much negative energy. I mean why hate assholes like them? Is it their fault they’re assholes?

It’s definitely their fault if they’re so miserable. And I’m such a fucking gentleman. They can suck my man-boobs.

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5 responses to “I’m not afraid of the internet.

  1. Don’t take your love away from me
    Don’t you leave my heart in misery
    If you go then I’ll be blue
    ‘Cause breaking up his hard to do

    Remember when you held me tight
    And you kissed me all through the night
    Think of all that we’ve been through
    Breaking up is hard to do

    They say that breaking up is hard to do
    Now I know, I know that it’s true
    Don’t say that this is the end
    Instead of breaking up I wish that we were making up again

    I beg of you, don’t say goodbye
    Can’t we give our love another try
    Come on baby, let’s start anew
    ‘Cause breaking up is hard to do

  2. brokenstarfish

    Adeh syahdunya.

    Not the entry but the comment above…

    Terhiris jiwa siot… :p

  3. Bob Dyldo

    Don’t take your love away from me
    Coz I’ll stay up all night and eat my maggi mee
    If you go then I’ll be blue
    Thinking of going to Petaling Street and buy some “VCD blue”

    Remember when you held me so tight
    I’m gasping for air all through the night
    Think of all that we’ve been through
    I should be going to PS and buy some “VCD blue”

    They say that breaking up is hard to do
    But it’s as easy as to say “Fuck You”
    Don’t say that this is the end
    Instead of breaking up I rather watch the “VCD blue”, again and again

    I beg of you, don’t say goodbye
    To the pirated VCD peddler who just said “Hi!”
    Come on baby, let’s start anew
    And go get some more “VCD blue”

    p/s: “Abang, mari beli VCT, VCT… blue mau? Melayu punye ate…”

  4. “This one TVT Nai vely clear oledi maa”

    Bob Dyldo is the greatest lyricist of our time. LOL

  5. Ryna :)

    hahahaha!!

    Bob Dyldo, that is so~ cool!
    really, i AM gasping for air ‘cuz tak cukup nafas nak gelak!!

    adeh adehh…

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