Happy Birthday to Me

I know, I know it’s a shameless plug.

But how many of us can resist the urge to acknowledge our deep sense of misery at reaching the awkward age of 31?

Here’s to another year of conspicuous consumption, anal retention, disorganization, snobbery, procrastination, bad taste, arrogance, irresponsibility, cynicism, substance abuse, OCD, irreverence, yobbery, tardiness and all the qualities that make me… well…. me. All that and I’ve got a nice, charming chin. Oh and fabulous man-boobs too. No prizes for guessing the perfect birthday gift for me then. Make it pink and lacey in a C-cup please.

The arsenic and the beers are on me.  Cheers!

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18 responses to “Happy Birthday to Me

  1. brokenstarfish

    You’re in C-cup already? Dayum!!!

    Errr.. arsenic tu pos ke sini bley?

  2. Sang Kelembai

    Happy Belated B’day my dear friend. 31? Hey man, we are still young, dumb and full of cum. Enjoy life beyond limits…

    Cheers!

  3. tarantula besi

    hepi belated besday geng!!! were not getting older,were getting better..auwww
    hey ya kelembai!

  4. b.starfish… shhh don’t tell anyone i stuff my C-cup with soft facial tissues. And the arsenic’s on its way. LOL

    S.Kelembai… thanks and please know that u’re a great example of good living. Didn’t know I’m still dumb and full of cum, but coming from you that sounds like a good thing. Hugs.

    T.Besi… eheh mekasih la abang. It’s true that we’re not getting older but better… better at getting old la kan. Ekeke.

  5. tarantula besi

    abg dulu… ahahah.
    jgn lari umoh lagi tau..(kata kunci kata kunciiii)..
    chiep..tgh keje yer..:P

  6. Ahmad Kamal Abu Bakar

    Happy belated birthday man.

  7. BooBys

    HEPPY BESDAY |e@se|@rt|!!

    C-cup meh?? we can share then..*throwing away one lacy pink number* here, take it as a gift!!!

    *matila cakap lucah dgn laki orang!*

  8. rina

    *tumpang lalu*

    supaya ko atau sape sape saja tak confuse! komen sebelum ni datang dari aku!! lupa tuko nick aa..heh..

    *grin*

  9. BooBys… LOL, i knowlah it’s you Rina. Thanks for the birthday wish and the ‘pink lacy number’. To paraphrase Celia Hodes (Elizabeth Perkins) from ‘Weeds’: “I want to have huge tits so other smaller ones can orbit them”.

    Ahmad Kamal… Cheers man!

  10. Sang Kelembai

    “Didn’t know I’m still dumb and full of cum, but coming from you that sounds like a good thing.” Of course zat..it is a good thing…we are so going to rock the Casbah for a very long time…if u know what i mean…

    tarantula besi = romeo yang kecundang = tipu kuat due to QC syndrome…

  11. tarantula besi

    natang chiep…eheheh..sapa yg kena QC tu chiep..chiep slalu cam kena jer..jgn chiep nnti kena tarik telinga ..igt tak..ehehe

  12. tarantula besi

    one more thing chiep…chiep duduk jauh sgt la..:P
    kim salam mem yer..nnti jumpe la chiep=abg aziz

  13. tarantula besi

    p/s- chiep jgn mencarut..u kan my idola..hehe

  14. Sang Kelembai

    Specially dedicated to tarantula besi

    1) “natang chiep…eheheh..sapa yg kena QC tu chiep..chiep slalu cam kena jer..jgn chiep nnti kena tarik telinga ..igt tak..ehehe” – kene tarik telinga tak penah…kene tarik ko*** dan dimasukkan ke saluran tertentu hampir setiap hari. kalau itu pun kire QC, saye rela…

    2) “one more thing chiep…chiep duduk jauh sgt la..:P
    kim salam mem yer..nnti jumpe la chiep=abg aziz” – oh ye, ade sorang kawan saye dulu die tinggal kat shah alam dan bekerja di celcom, jalan semarak, kl. itu dekat je kan???kan??? macam transit quarters ngan bukit sekilau???kan???kan???

    3) “p/s- chiep jgn mencarut..u kan my idola..hehe” – KOGHOK KEGHING! itu namenye maki hamun…

    Cukup ke? Kalau tak cukup…kabo eh…

    Tata!…..

  15. tarantula besi

    :)= senyum

  16. tarantula besi

    ikut chiep la.. chiep nak tamboh tamboh..saya ok jer.eheh

  17. exoticasyibba

    Happy belated birthday Along!!
    heheh..better late than never kan.I punye CNN tak function plak time birthday you…Stay cute.Miss you😉

  18. exoticasyibba… Thank you and miss you too.🙂

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